| Some Interesting Differences... |
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
Women cook, men eat. Women clean, men get dirty. Women iron, men wrinkle.
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?
Because even then, men couldn't stop to ask directions.
How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off.
How are men like diplomas?
You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't
know what to do with it.
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Some Thoughts On Men And Women 
