So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.

If You Want Breakfast In Bed,
Sleep In The Kitchen.

Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen.

God Made Us Sisters;
Prozac Made Us Friends.

Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men
...Some Things Are Just Better Rich.

Dinner Is Ready When the Smoke Alarm Goes Off.

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

Next Mood Swing
6 Minutes

Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy
I Did It Right The First Time.

Do Not Start With Me
You Will Not Win.

Don't Upset Me! I'm Running Out Of Things To Break.

Sorry If I Look Interested...
I'm Not

Caution:
Blonde Thinking...