Dating Advice
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• Can I have fries with that shake!
• If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
• Is your name Gillette?...because you're the best a man can get.
• Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
• Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk."
• The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
• Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
• Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
• Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
• Bond. James Bond.
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
• (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
• Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
• Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
• Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
• Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
• If I pet you, would you follow me home?
• Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
• Hi! Can I buy you a car?

Now that you know what a date should not do...keep reading for...

10 Dating Tips for online safety

1. Start slow: Begin with email and watch out for inconsistencies. Trust your instincts.
2. Guard your privacy: Join a dating service like Perfectmatch that has double-blind system, ensuring your true identity is protected until you decide to reveal it. Never include your last name, email, phone number, address or any other identifying information when you sign up for your free member profile.
3. Use your common sense: Don't rush it, there are millions of dating profiles to choose from, don't settle for less than a trustworthy person and keep your antenna alert.
4. Request a photo: Even it they have one in the profile, it’s best to view several images in various settings.
5. Chat on the phone: Use a cell phone to be safer. Chatting can reveal much about a person’s communication skills.
6. Meet when YOU are ready: Don't let a your prospective date rush you into a meeting until you feel comfortable.
7. Watch for red flags: Pay attention to displays of anger or attempts to pressure or control you.
8. Meet in a safe place: When you meet a date offline, always tell someone where you are going and when you will return.
9. Use caution outside your area: If you are flying in from another location, arrange for your own car and hotel room. Make sure someone knows the details of your date.
10. Keep an exit handy: Never do anything you feel unsure about. If you are in any way afraid of your date, do what it takes get out of any situation you feel uncomfortable with.

While liars and cheats do use online dating services, you’ll also find them in nightclubs and offline dating services, cocktail parties or even sitting by you at your local café. Regardless of where you meet someone, dating is never risk free, but using these dating tips will reduce your dating risk and boost your confidence!

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